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Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me. What kind of a little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I...

Rules of Life( Funny)

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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. > > 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. > > 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. > > 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your > time. > > 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the > wrong lane. > > 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming > train.. > > 7. Born free, taxed to death. > > 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't > have film. > > 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. > > 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. > > 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll > have trouble putting > on your pants. > > 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are > everywhere. > > 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the > paperwork. > > 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the > jam...

This Burglar tries his luck in a general store , has three funny falls and finally is caught by the police. Hilarious

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 Father-Son Chemistry

> [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while > driving. > > [2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a > referee. > > [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and > the other is the husband! > > [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but > they wanted cash. > > [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've > purchased new school uniforms. > > [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. > > [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you > cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. > > [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. > > [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. > > [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get > tired. > [11] Marriage is give and take....

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Timing is everything, particularly in the case of amazing photography. Sometimes that means waiting through a whole sports game and getting lucky to catch just the right shot. Other times than means trudging through nature for weeks to get the perfect environmental photograph. Here are 25 examples of perfectly timed images from around the world and in various genres. With extreme sports it is the danger and challenge that tends to excite people. Often the most amazing and bizarre images are taken right at the moment when disaster strikes. Sometimes these are tragic and painful though some are just plain funny. With conventional sports there is always the opportunity for comedy but also the potential for artful photography. The spray of sand during a long-jump or that moment before the splash when someone is diving both provide a moment of calm in a fast-paced sport that is normally impossible to see. In war it is often hard to find or revel in humor or traditional be...