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Dr Ashish Mahobia
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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. > > 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. > > 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. > > 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your > time. > > 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the > wrong lane. > > 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming > train.. > > 7. Born free, taxed to death. > > 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't > have film. > > 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. > > 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. > > 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll > have trouble putting > on your pants. > > 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are > everywhere. > > 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the > paperwork. > > 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the > jam...