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The last one is ME.. .... i can see you doubting that. ha ha ha

Can you imagine a bicycler coming under the wheels of a Bus and the Bus rotates 90 degrees .U ll be amazed to see the bicycler at the end. jaako raakhe saiyan ....

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a > subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was > plastered with red lipstick, anda half-empty bottle of gin was > sticking out of his torn coat pocket. > Heopened his newspaper and > began reading.After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and > asked, 'Say Father,what causes arthritis?'The priest replies, 'My Son, > it's caused by loose living, being withcheap, wicked women, too much > alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,! sleeping around with > prostitutes and lack of a bath.'The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, > I'll be damned, ' > Then returned tohis paper.The priest, thinking about what he had said, > nudged the man andapologized. 'I'm very sorry. > I didn't mean to come on so strong. > How longhave you had arthritis?'The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, > Father. > I was ju...

In India we say "Jaako raakhe saiyan maar sake na koi" Meaning 'He who is protected by the lord cannot be annihilated"

Very nice story Don't Miss to Read it. An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she ha...

A little girl went to > her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding > place in the closet She poured the change out on the floor > and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had > to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. > Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on > the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 > blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian > Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the > pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy > at this moment Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing > noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most > disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took > a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. > That did it! 'And what do you want?' the pharmacist > asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my > brother from Chi...