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Dr Ashish Mahobia
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> [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while > driving. > > [2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a > referee. > > [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and > the other is the husband! > > [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but > they wanted cash. > > [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've > purchased new school uniforms. > > [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. > > [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you > cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. > > [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. > > [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. > > [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get > tired. > [11] Marriage is give and take....