Humour- Cool one liners
> [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
> driving.
>
> [2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a
> referee.
>
> [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
> the other is the husband!
>
> [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
> they wanted cash.
>
> [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
> purchased new school uniforms.
>
> [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
>
> [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
> cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
>
> [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
>
> [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
>
> [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
> tired.
> [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
> take it anyway.
>
> [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
> with me.
>
> [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
>
> [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
>
> [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
> with the same person.
>
>
>
> [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
> doing them.
>
> [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
> still ends up with the same boss.
>
> [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
> books.
>
> [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
> it for you.
>
> [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
> because they have to say something
>
> [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father
> seldom gets to speak!
>
> [22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
> Dr: Get married.
> Man: Will it help?
> Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
>
> [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
> It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
> begins!
>
> [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
>
> [25]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has
> it.
>
> [26]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has
> it.
> driving.
>
> [2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a
> referee.
>
> [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
> the other is the husband!
>
> [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but
> they wanted cash.
>
> [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
> purchased new school uniforms.
>
> [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
>
> [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
> cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
>
> [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
>
> [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
>
> [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
> tired.
> [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
> take it anyway.
>
> [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
> with me.
>
> [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
>
> [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
>
> [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
> with the same person.
>
>
>
> [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
> doing them.
>
> [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
> still ends up with the same boss.
>
> [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
> books.
>
> [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done
> it for you.
>
> [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
> because they have to say something
>
> [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father
> seldom gets to speak!
>
> [22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
> Dr: Get married.
> Man: Will it help?
> Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
>
> [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
> It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
> begins!
>
> [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
>
> [25]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has
> it.
>
> [26]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has
> it.
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