HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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